Sunday, January 25, 2015

You have 150 words—take a risk

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Essay #7 of 27

Despite all that philosophy has accomplished to discover regarding the nature of reality and the true meaning and purpose of life, I’m going to risk ridicule by claiming that I’ve discovered what it’s really all about. It’s nothing new, nothing ground-breaking, nothing anyone else has never heard before, but amidst all the noise, somehow we missed the whole point.

So here it is, definitively, once and for all—The Purpose of Life:

a) Overcome Fear
b) Get Smarter
c) Love

That’s it. That’s our purpose. So what is The Meaning of Life? Equally simple:

Jesus Christ.

Only by trusting Jesus can we overcome the fear of this sinful, temporary existence. Only by understanding the logos by which meaning itself was created can we be granted the knowledge that leads to true wisdom. And since God is love, by loving Jesus, we experience true love that transcends both life and death.

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

What sets your heart on fire?

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Essay #6 of 27.

I almost never met her. My best friend from high school was getting married on a Saturday afternoon, and I was just minutes away from deciding not to make the drive from my apartment in St. Louis to my former home town of Poplar Bluff. At the last minute, my sister reminded me not to be selfish about it and just go. With little time to spare, I put on my best suit and headed south.

I arrived at the church less than ten minutes before the wedding was to start. Although the church wasn't that full, I still sat near the back. A young woman sat about 5-6 rows ahead of me. When she turned, I noticed how pretty she was. When we arrived at the location for the wedding reception, I couldn't take my eyes off her, although I forced myself to do so, lest she think I was a creepy stalker.

I lacked the courage or self-confidence to approach her cold; I had to wait for my friend, the groom, to arrive. He told me her name and walked me over to her table to introduce us. We talked for a while, danced a few times, then spent the next three days getting to know each other. I had worn only my suit because I had no intention of staying the night. I had to go to JCPenney's for a few shorts and T-shirts to get me through the next few days.

That Saturday was July 1, 1995. I went back to St. Louis on July 4, only because she already had plans with her parents for the holiday. By the end of the month, I was making plans to break my apartment lease, quit my job, and move back home to be with her. This year, we will celebrate 20 years of marriage.

My heart still burns for Amy. We're still in the process of raising four of our six children, our two oldest daughters now married themselves, the eldest with two children of her own. We've gone from newlyweds to grandparents in the blink of an eye. She knows me better than I know myself, and we make each other laugh.

She's the first person I see in the morning and the last person I see before I go to sleep. If I have to run errands in town, I ask her to come with me just so we can hang out. We like to hold hands when we walk, and it still makes me smile to kiss her.

My teenage and college years were mostly lonely, and I didn't meet her until I was 27. I was beginning to get myself used to the idea of living alone. Because of her, I know I will never be alone for as long as I live. She's my best friend, the love of my life, and she still sets my heart on fire the way she did the day we first met.

Thursday, January 15, 2015

What do you hope to find over the rainbow?

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Essay #5 of 27.

Dead leprechauns.

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The Movie of Your Life

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Essay #4 of 27.

"In the year 2050, a movie is being made of your life. Please tell us the name of your movie and briefly summarize the story line."

The Nothingness of Time
In 2021, Mark Sanders, a philosophy professor from a small Midwestern community college publishes an article in a national philosophy journal entitled, "The Nothingness of Time," in which he provides a logical argument claiming the nonexistence of time as a realistic construct. Unexpectedly, the idea is picked up by a number of media outlets and becomes a worldwide viral sensation, sparking debate among people of a variety of beliefs. Prof. Sanders finds himself at the head of a worldwide movement that advocates the existence of the present moment as the only observable reality. As the movement grows, people throw off the burdens of the past and their fear of the future to embrace living in the present moment. Prof. Sanders continues to write and lecture worldwide, eventually winning the Nobel Peace Prize in 2042.

Wednesday, January 7, 2015

Write a Haiku that best represents you

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Essay #3 of 27.


Mark: Novel Writer,

Father, Drummer, Professor,

Husband, Disciple.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

What Outrages You?

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Essay #2 of 27.

America's health care system outrages me more than anything else on earth at this time. The part that outrages me the most is that the solution to the problem of the most expensive and inefficient health care system on the planet is so simple, so obvious, so ridiculously apparent, and yet corporate propaganda and unlimited greed ensures that people like me (and probably any of you reading this) are likely to spend most of our lives burdened by crippling medical debt.

The CEO of Coventry Health Insurance company.
Look, the answer is this simple: universal single-payer. What does this mean? Instead of companies and individuals paying for-profit health insurance companies too much money for not enough coverage, everyone pays a little bit more in taxes (that dirty word) in return for all reasonable and necessary health care expenses to be paid in full.

Look, we all know that this is the reality of health care in America today: you get a job that pays benefits, and these benefits are really expensive for the company that provides them. If you're lucky (and I am in this respect), the company pays your insurance premiums for you. However, almost all health insurance plans have significant deductibles (money you pay before insurance pays a dime), plus "co-insurance" (usually 20% for the individual) that you have to pay even after you meet your deductible.

It's worse if you have a spouse and children on your company health insurance plan. That comes out of my paycheck. Here's the reality. It costs me $900 a month to insure my wife and kids on a plan that has a $5,000 annual deductible (this is what I have to pay before insurance pays) and another $5,000 "maximum out-of-pocket" for co-insurance. If you're doing the math, that comes to an annual health care bill of $20,800 per year.

I'm Superfly TNT—I'm the Guns of the Navarone!
Outrage? Think "Jules Winfield cleaning up Marvin's brain" in the third act of "Pulp Fiction" angry.

What infuriates me is that what these outrageous expenses go toward are primarily the profits of the health insurance company. So what's the solution? Single-payer. If you assessed a five percent tax on my gross income for last year, my share of a national health-care system would come to around $4,000. Even if you don't count my deductible and co-insurance, I'm saving $6,800 right off the top.

Don't let the right wing fool you with horror stories about "socialized medicine." A national health-care system would let doctors make medical decisions instead of insurance company accountants who only care about their bottom line. We already have the system in place—it's called "Medicare." The only people who would suffer are the insurance company CEOs.

By the way, this is essentially the speech that medical collections clerks get from me when they call to jack me up for that extra profit that the hospital gets by charging $3,000 for an MRI or $1,500 for an ER treatment. The most outrageous part of all is that the health care billionaires can afford to buy hours of media propaganda to convince us that this expensive, frustrating, infuriating, outrageous system is the only choice available to us.

Monday, January 5, 2015

How Do You Feel About Wednesday?

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Essay #1 of 27.

Wednesday. Hump day. Trash day. Church night. How do I feel about Wednesday? Wednesday is in the middle. It's hard to get excited about the middle. We hear about middle child syndrome, like there's something inherently wrong about having both an older and a younger sibling. I've got six kids, and they're all both wonderful and ridiculously idiosyncratic at the same time, and all in completely different ways. Everyone except the oldest and the youngest is in the middle. Blame biology. Blame fate. Just don't blame your mother—she's the best.

How do I feel about Wednesday? It's unsexy. Sunday is the Lord's Day, a day of rest, a day filled with football, family dinners, afternoons in the park. Monday is manic, filled with promise and expectation, inspiration of songs of derision and praise. Tuesday's the day to go shopping when all the stores are practically empty, the energy of the weekend sapped and Monday's desperation already passed.

Thursday's almost the weekend. Thursday is comedy night. Thursday's the day before Friday, and Thank God It's Friday. Friday is the day it all ends for a couple of glorious days off. Friday is filled with possibilities. Saturday is for sleeping late, for playing games inside and out, for finally getting the yard mowed so fine it looks like the 15th fairway.

Wednesday is the middle.

Everything happens in the middle. Life takes place in the middle. The middle is where all the exciting, glorious, frustrating, infuriating, hopeful, joyful events of life happen in between "Once upon a time" and "They all lived happily ever after." Wednesday is not just the middle, it's the center. It's the point of moderation, the Golden Mean, the happy medium, the "just right" between "too hot/too hard" and "too cold/too soft."

How do I feel about Wednesday? The same way I feel about being middle-aged—it's where everything happens.